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Don’t Expect Monument In Honor of Clinton

Editor, News-Register:

The following came from an anonymous source:

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore, until we learned that there was not enough room for her two faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame.

We were in a quandary as to where it should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Barack Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else’s money.

Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The committee has raised 16 cents so far.

William J. Patsche

St. Clairsville

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