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Bridge’s Future Now in Question

July 18, 2013

It may be that Lee and Krystal Chaklos have gotten in way over their financial heads with the Bellaire Bridge....

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Jul-19-13 4:52 AM

"In other news, Police Chief Longwell ate lunch at the local Hooters and hasn't been seen since. No further comment from Benwood City Council."

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Jul-19-13 5:34 PM

Well, when you name a card table you bought at a yard sale "KDC Investments" this is what happens. A rousing "Bad job!" to all those who failed to do their due diligence, and I'm sure they know who they are.

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Jul-20-13 11:09 AM

The bridge could have been torn down but Horsemeat was not satisfied.

You see, nothing happens in Buttwood without the approval of Idi-Amin Horsemeat-the Boss Hogg of Buttwood.

Horsemeat has no particular qualifications but he does manage to be the "spokesman" and "director" of dozens of departments.

The so-called "independent third party" was nothing of the sort. You see, Horsemeat & Co. have been keeping a $500,000 secret, too. That third party who was going to hold the money was, in fact, in cahoots with Buttwood all the while.

The feds should seize the bridge, hire a contractor, tear it down, use the scrap to repay the bonds and leave Horsemeat slobbering in his Undo's pasta dish, wondering how he missed out on the shakedown of a lifetime.

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