Famous President Lies Contest
Written by To the Point News
LBJ: We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin).
Nixon: I am not a crook.
G.H.W. Bush: Read my lips - no new taxes.
Obama: I will have the most transparent administration in history.
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
The IRS is not targeting anyone.
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
I will put an end to the type of politics that breeds division, conflict and cynicism.
You didn't built that.
I will restore trust in government.
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
The public will have five days to look at every bill that lands on my desk.
It's not my red line - it's the world's red line.
Whistleblowers will be protected in my administration.
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
I am not spying on American citizens.
Obamacare will be good for America.
You can keep your family doctor.
Premiums will be lowered by $2,500.
If you like it, you can keep your current health care plan.
It's just like shopping at Amazon.
I knew noting about "fast and furious" gun running to Mexican drug cartels.
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
And I have never lived with that uncle. (He finally admitted on Dec. 5, 2013 that he did know his uncle and that he did live with him.)
If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
If elected I will need the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the first nine months of my term.
I will close Guantanamo within the first six months of my term.
I will bridge that gap between black and white and between America and other countries.
And the biggest one of all: I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.
I believe we have a winner.